don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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