He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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