clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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