Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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