Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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