so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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