i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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