we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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