How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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