I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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