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At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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