Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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