I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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