I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I will be naked everywhere
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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