So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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