Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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