She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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