If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Is Oprah even human
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Randomize
