You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm like, not good at living.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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