Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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