Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i would punch a child for taco bell
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
