is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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