i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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