How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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