she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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