he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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