yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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