If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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