you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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