Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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