Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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