Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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