youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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