The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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