I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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