We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Farmville is her only friend.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If its not for food we ain't going out.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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