i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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