Don't you send me to vm
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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