sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Randomize
