Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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