I love black thongs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You were trust falling into bushes
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