I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
