Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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