So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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