no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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