dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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