But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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