Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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