I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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