I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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