Those balls look pretty dangerous.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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