More tranny stories later!
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
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